Great Expectations

Heading towards the office today, i beautiful car passed us. the suspiration wasnt over when another one followed.

Suhail said, "yar i always have noticed one thing, such beautiful cars are mostly driven by a 'budha' or by a 'chick bachhi'.


javed's reply to this was, "If the situation is analyzed more closely then the 'budha' is envolved in either of the cases, because the bachi is always his daughter. And dont worry suhail, you will have similar cars when you grow old enough and someone will talk the same thing about you and your daughter's car"

Mazebaan

There was some guy at the office who asked for ahson. The peon might have been told by the guard to inform ahson.

The peon slams open the development room and said "Ahson saab, aap ka mazeban aaya ay". A confused look on everyone's face and then a roar of laughter followed.
The guy had no idea what happened. Next came "sir, hor kia hota ay. Mazeban theek to bola ay". After having some more jolly moments with him. He was sent by the mehman to get his mazeban.

The peon still has no idea as to where he went wrong.